A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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