They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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