Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Randomize
