just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
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Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
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Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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