I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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