Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
There's a naked man in my car right now.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Randomize
