it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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