Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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