I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
there was a trapeze. enough said
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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