What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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