he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
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A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
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I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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