And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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