I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Just high enough for therapy.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
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Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I just gargled with NyQuil
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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