So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
