I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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