ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Couch. On fire.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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