His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
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