Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
Randomize
