i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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