dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
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Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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