love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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