So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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