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she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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