you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
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I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
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There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.