I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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