i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
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Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
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I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
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