are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
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