I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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