Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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