He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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