Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Randomize