Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
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he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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