Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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