Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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