no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
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I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
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Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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