Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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