their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
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