She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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