Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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