I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
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This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
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Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
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