Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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