I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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