great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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