Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
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Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
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I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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