I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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