Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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