so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Randomize
