He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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