Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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