their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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