Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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