thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
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we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
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Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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