I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Im part way to drunk.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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