Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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