69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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